"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
drummer
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Dannyrt34
Master Don Juan
Guy: You should go out with me tonight.
Girl: Alright, but just as friends, ok?
Guy: Of course just as friends! Slow down! I just met you sheez!
Taken from the movie 'Happy gilmore'
SmokeX
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Smoke
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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I don't get it.....Dannyrt34 said:
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oteao99 said:
It's such a double edged sword, and you have to know how to do it well, or else you'll suck and fail. Meh.
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It's such a double edged sword, and you have to know how to do it well, or else you'll suck and fail. Meh.
I agree.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Dannyrt34
Master Don Juan
That is my goal in life, confusing the **** out of people.Call_Me_Daddy said:
What don't you get exactly???Call_Me_Daddy said:
It's simple. You ask her out, and she says the usual crap "ok, but only as friends"
so that when you turn around and bust her balls for suggesting that you were implying anything more than that!
you are turning it around and acting like SHE is coming onto you. This classifies as ****y!
The whole thing about her getting the wrong idea is Funny.
get it??
****y & Funny!