Help with a fool-proof online profile

[TheMonkeyKing]

Against my better judgement, am thinking of venturing back to online dating. Not because I am desperate or would take it particularly seriously, but just as a bit of fun while I'm getting back on track for summertime.

Please post the best advice for profile and messaging.

Many thanks in advance. Will post regular reports.

 

[Meisterman]

I will let you in on a secret gem that I have been using lately with great success. It has worked for me more than any other online pickup lines combined. But be careful, we can't let this get too popular or it will lose its swagger

Message the girl " Hey ______, can you help me solve a fill in the blank puzzle real quick?"

99% they say sure.

Then reply " ( ) - ___ - ____ "

Most of them will give you their number and applaud you for being fresh as fu*k in your approach. Now you're already into text game just like that. Bam. Now you can escalate into meeting up, if you have any game at all. From there it's self explanatory. It will separate you from the rest of the guys still sending cheesy pick up line openers that lead nowhere. You will stand out in the crowd and transcend the boundary between online-dating/chat and text/in-person contact almost immediately.

This technique isn't fool proof. Nothing is. But it's a helluva lot better than anything else I've come across.

 

[salinechow]

Meisterman is a DJ genius. http://tinypic.com/r/2im6n3a/8

Cats out of the bag now so get it while its hot.

I even got an *applause*

Well that clapping sir is for you Meisterman.

Like Arthur pulling the sword from the stone.

You must be smiling ear to ear.

Thanks bro.

P.S She is really fukcin hot too. Other pics are smokin. HB 8+ in my book anyway. Also, she is smart as a whip. This could be good.

 

[TheMonkeyKing]

Thanks Meisterman.... obviously does work, as demonstrated by Saline. Unfortunately, I now give it about a week until it doesn't, as everyone is now doing it!

Good general philosophy though. Inspired originality is key.

 

[GS750]

I will let you in on a secret gem that I have been using lately with great success. It has worked for me more than any other online pickup lines combined. But be careful, we can't let this get too popular or it will lose its swagger

Message the girl " Hey ______, can you help me solve a fill in the blank puzzle real quick?"

99% they say sure.

Then reply " ( ) - ___ - ____ "

Most of them will give you their number and applaud you for being fresh as fu*k in your approach. Now you're already into text game just like that. Bam. Now you can escalate into meeting up, if you have any game at all. From there it's self explanatory. It will separate you from the rest of the guys still sending cheesy pick up line openers that lead nowhere. You will stand out in the crowd and transcend the boundary between online-dating/chat and text/in-person contact almost immediately.

This technique isn't fool proof. Nothing is. But it's a helluva lot better than anything else I've come across.

that is gold. great tip, thanks for posting.

 

[thunder_god]

I tried this and the chick messaged me back this wtf.

(,,l,,) -___- (,,l,,)

I'm not sure how to proceed from here lol.

 

[salinechow]

I tried this and the chick messaged me back this wtf.

(,,l,,) -___- (,,l,,)

I'm not sure how to proceed from here lol.

Where the f^ck do you live Turkmenistan! I cant even figure that out. It looks like a sports field of somekind? What is that monster?

 

[Yorkex]

I tried this and the chick messaged me back this wtf.

(,,l,,) -___- (,,l,,)

I'm not sure how to proceed from here lol.

" ah finally someone who gets the joke ! I'm quite surprised you were able to formulate that "

Chances are she will get defensive / angry ...& with women any emotion is GOOD news

 

[salinechow]

I got the joke. I was parlaying it. Its a bit geeky though to get a chick defensive over. I think she might just think think your a creep or get the joke and think you love Xbox

 

[TheMonkeyKing]

Sent the line to a few last night, basically sent: 'Hey, I'm wondering if you could help me with a puzzle...?'

Two responses so far....

1) A cute but square-bodied 7, who just replied ...'OK, I'll give it a go', so I sent the ____ _____... but you now when you get an impression from one response that they're void of interest and/or personality...?

2) A med student (8-ish) who came back with the immortal line 'No, you don't have chlamydia '.... Now this needs both a witty response and the number puzzle...

Really not in to this on a Monday morning, quite a lot of cute chicks around though.

 

[TheMonkeyKing]

:crackup:

Just got this response to the phone number puzzle..... I thought you guys would appreciate it....

"Why should I help with your puzzle? What do I get from it?"

Everything is still right with the world! :crackup:

Trying to muster up the motivation to actually warrant this with any kind of response....

 

[Yewki]

"Why should I help with your puzzle? What do I get from it?"

She might be attempting to flirt with you, which would explain why she bothered to respond. But yes, the response would seem to indicate this person is a moron.

 

[TheMonkeyKing]

Saw the line and thought I'mma flip this sh!t test right on it's head....

My response:

"Solve my puzzle to win a special prize:

1) An afternoon/evening of entertainment
2) An opportunity to buy me lunch/dinner
3) Gin, with a twist of lime
4) A yoga session, with a twist of limbs."

Profile said she likes gin and yoga.

She replies back within 5mins, with the answer to the puzzle. Boom. Props again to Meisterman.

 

[Yewki]

Well played sir, well played

 

[salinechow]

http://tinypic.com/r/2v9x3x1/8

Id like feedback. Also, if this works, I am flying Meisterman to NYC for a night out. Also, I would say this chick is a solid HB9??? A little less becasue she has a tiny belly(I like em real fit.). But she is hungarian. So back up to HB9.