"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Help!! What to text back to this girl?

evasive

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Texted a girl, "hey ___, I just met your twin" (got this line from an ebook, they said its good)

her response:

"Congrats! rmbr to take a pic for me!"


How to respond to that?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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MCristo

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The truth is you aren't going to learn much if you just ask people on a message board to tell you what to say. Think about what you think is right to say and why you think that.

The opening line was lame anyways.

Edit: 69 POSTS MUTHA ****A!
 

Technical1

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I'm going to give you several options to choose from:

"No way do I have time for a photo b1tch, I have to get away from this Yeti!"

"LMFAO Oh my god did you actually believe I saw ur twin? ur so gullible."

"No, you dont understand, I think I've really found your twin. I may have uncovered a secret your mother never told you." (keep emphasizing the seriousness of it in the following texts).

"Look.... where is this going? I mean us, I'm talking about us. Where do we REALLY stand?"

"Hey, your twin is sucking my d1ck, is this a dream? You wanna get in on this sh1t? Ever been in a tworgy?"

"Look b1tch, I dont have time for this right now. Stop texting me."

"OMG your twin is about to rob a bank! I think I can stop her, but I gotta act quick!"

"Dude your twin is hitting on me... damn, what r u gonna do? this must be real awkward 4 u."
 

PlayToWin

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Technical1 said:
"Hey, your twin is sucking my d1ck, is this a dream? You wanna get in on this sh1t? Ever been in a tworgy?"

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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

This one is absolutely priceless. lol
 
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