“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Help! secret santa gone bad!

trans_am17

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At my work we had a secret santa thing and I got this girl whose like a sex freak and I thought it'd be funny to get her condoms. Well I have haven't been to work in a few days but today I have to work and I think shes pissed off. What should I say when I come in? The majority of the workers there are girls and I think there pissed off.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Nighthawk

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"Sorry, do you prefer the ribbed ones? I have the receipt if you want to exchange them."

Don't apologize, but you probably made her feel like a slut. Play it like you were going to get condoms for whoever's name came up in secret santa.
 

[]D [] []V[] []D

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jsut tell her u didnt mean it that way and for her to chill out
 

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LOL, you f*cked up. Did you honestly think that when you work with so many women, & you buy one them condoms, they arn't gonna ***** about you?


Do what []D [] []V[] []D said
 

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LOL dude that was the worst idea ever. A girl's WORST FEAR is to be thought of as a slut. Congrats! :D :cheer: :crackup:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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OH. MY GOD.

This is almost as bad as "I like your mustache"
 

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Well guys it actually turned out okay. She said she thought it was funny. But it turns out shes allergic to latex so today I just gave her $10.
 

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I think its hilarious.

Some girls will love it, some will hate it.
 

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Originally posted by Duke
LOL dude that was the worst idea ever. A girl's WORST FEAR is to be thought of as a slut. Congrats! :D :cheer: :crackup:
I concur.
 
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