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Help! secret santa gone bad!

trans_am17

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At my work we had a secret santa thing and I got this girl whose like a sex freak and I thought it'd be funny to get her condoms. Well I have haven't been to work in a few days but today I have to work and I think shes pissed off. What should I say when I come in? The majority of the workers there are girls and I think there pissed off.
 

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"Sorry, do you prefer the ribbed ones? I have the receipt if you want to exchange them."

Don't apologize, but you probably made her feel like a slut. Play it like you were going to get condoms for whoever's name came up in secret santa.
 

[]D [] []V[] []D

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jsut tell her u didnt mean it that way and for her to chill out
 

Bloke

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LOL, you f*cked up. Did you honestly think that when you work with so many women, & you buy one them condoms, they arn't gonna ***** about you?


Do what []D [] []V[] []D said
 

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LOL dude that was the worst idea ever. A girl's WORST FEAR is to be thought of as a slut. Congrats! :D :cheer: :crackup:
 

AC/DC

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OH. MY GOD.

This is almost as bad as "I like your mustache"
 

trans_am17

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Well guys it actually turned out okay. She said she thought it was funny. But it turns out shes allergic to latex so today I just gave her $10.
 

aftershock

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I think its hilarious.

Some girls will love it, some will hate it.
 

oakraiderz2

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Originally posted by Duke
LOL dude that was the worst idea ever. A girl's WORST FEAR is to be thought of as a slut. Congrats! :D :cheer: :crackup:
I concur.
 
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