"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Help please! I need to pass this drug test for my new job

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Well...IMA^^:) try hard to pass the test tomorrow.

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Drink your water like it's a job, check out local places that sell bongs and stuff for detox kits. I know some friends in high school had some success with that.

My one friend who's the biggest pothead ever learned he was going to get drug tested in a week, and he drank about 2 gallons of water a day. Miraculously he passed his test.
 

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Wait what kind of DT are you talking about? A lot of the employers around where i live will make you take a hair folocule test which are considerablly harder to pass then piss test and they can test for like 3 to 6 months of use.

One time I thought i was slick and cut all my hair off (ALL OF IT, I really wanted that job:( ) and they used the scrapings off of my finger nail!! And I was f*cked that way...and hairless for a few days.

Ah well, that's why i stick to in frequent cocaine use, as it's in and out of your system in 24 hours.:up:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I'm in da office waiting to go in this fly ass spanish girl got the same paperwork as me I think we gon work 2gether, man I hope I pass now!
 

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Also, this thread makes me realize the jobs I currently have require absolutely no drug testing whatsoever :D
 

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Well the manager called me to report to work, get my uniform and start training tomorrow so I guess I passed lol I don't know how though but ihop here I come looking foward to the tips
 

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Originally posted by Plain & Simple
Well the manager called me to report to work, get my uniform and start training tomorrow so I guess I passed lol I don't know how though but ihop here I come looking foward to the tips
Maybe they only hire druggies at ihop.....by failing, you passed!

:woo:

Congrats!! Make that dolla dolla bill y'all.
 

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You can take 4 bong rips 2 hours before your drug test and this will pass you:

What you will need:

1 egg (raw, not hard boiled).

Red Vinegar (not white)

Cranberry juice.


Crak an egg into a glass of 1/2 red vinegar 1/2 cranberry juice (about a 12 oz. glass should do) and pound.

If you puke, you have to do it again, so hold your nose.

Garunteed results though.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I know of a full proof plan. In fact I smoked the night before my drug test and took this stuff called Potable Aqua and I passed. Its iodine tablets. I put them in my water 2 times a day for 2 before the test. Drink a lot of water and piss a lot. 144 ounces is good.

Other than that, good luck
 
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