"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Help on Clothes Dryer! ASAP!

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Ok so I left a pack of gum in my jeans and the gum actually came out and got stuck all over the inside of the dryer. It was all black and stuff but I didnt mind it. But my psycho aunt did and flipped out and told me to use those drying sheets to scrub it off, so I started doing it but it took about 1 hour to do one little thing so I decided to use my pocket knife to scratch it ALL OFF. It came off like a charm and I was done in a hour, while I was chilling on the couch watching TV the b*tch comes down and asks how I was done so fast so I told her that I used my knife to take it all off. To my surprise she turns all red and flips the F*CK out! :cuss: She tells me that because I'm an idiot now the 500 bucks dryer would rust... so I take the beating for about 30 seconds just being silent and she storms upstairs. Few min later I go upstairs and chill in my room. 5 min later she comes in and apologizes and wants a HUG WTF!

So basically I wanted to ask if this was a stupid idea and if the dryer would actually rust which I think highly unlikely cuz the makers probably wouldn't use IRON for the TUMBLER (Rotating metal thing that holds clothes) incase the first layer (White plastic stuff) is chipped off.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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penkitten

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when i find candy and gum stuck inside my dryer, i chip it off with a spactula. im not so worried about my dryer, cause it has a five year warranty . i hate it when it gets onto the other clothes in there and sticks to them and dries. then its bloody h3ll trying to get it off them. sometimes you can, sometimes you just can't.
 

Bible_Belt

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I don't think it will rust, unless you really scratched the hell out of it and took so much paint off that it rusts from the ambient humidity in the air. I can't find anything about a rusty dryer using Google. She's probably overreacting.
 

Nighthawk

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Stupid old crone is talking out of her ass. Next the bytch.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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