"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Help my Mom Out!

mtlwlu

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Ive been on these forms for over a year, and I dont want this to considered spamming or whatever you want to classify it under.
My mom opened up her own business and needless to say it isnt going as well as she thought it would, anyways shes nominated for best new business and best dental clinic, although no money is won, it would add needed exposure and hold onto her sanity for a bit longer.
So Im asking you guys to go and help my mom out! takes less than a minute to vote. "Cambridge Dental Hygiene" in the Best New Business catergory and best dental clinic. Thanks!

http://cambridgetimeschoice.ca/index.php
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Julian

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voted bro
 

Prodigy746

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Voting is now closed :(
sry bro i would have tried to help.
 
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