"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I am really nice guy and i want to help my friends but sometime my friends are too weird and i need your help. I know this one guy.. and he's clearly out there. he's a good guy but he seems to have issues.

Like, he likes to email himself emails daily so he could feel good about himself. He has two separate yahoo accounts. He emails himself such emails like "hey baby, u look good in those spandex." He bought two computers to run AOL AIM ... so he could aim HIMSELF back and forth. sometimes he like to grab his own butt and he moans.. its quite terrifying.

how should i help him?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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You want to help your "friend" who talks to himself? So, does that mean you like, triple multiple personality disorder?
 
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Get him a pocket mirror so he can take himself out on dates. Or take him to some sort of anime-con I'm sure he'd fit in quick.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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he say this SNL show and he started trying to lick his balls.. .can someone explain this to me?
 
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