"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Help my friend

negativefcf

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I am really nice guy and i want to help my friends but sometime my friends are too weird and i need your help. I know this one guy.. and he's clearly out there. he's a good guy but he seems to have issues.

Like, he likes to email himself emails daily so he could feel good about himself. He has two separate yahoo accounts. He emails himself such emails like "hey baby, u look good in those spandex." He bought two computers to run AOL AIM ... so he could aim HIMSELF back and forth. sometimes he like to grab his own butt and he moans.. its quite terrifying.

how should i help him?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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You want to help your "friend" who talks to himself? So, does that mean you like, triple multiple personality disorder?
 

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Get him a pocket mirror so he can take himself out on dates. Or take him to some sort of anime-con I'm sure he'd fit in quick.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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he say this SNL show and he started trying to lick his balls.. .can someone explain this to me?
 
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