"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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originaldj

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This is such an awkard situation and I dont know what to do.
The problem is my dad watches porn. Actually let me rephrase that the problem is that my dad doesn't change the channel on the TV when I am downstaris and he is watching porn. This leaves me pretending I dont see/hear anything inappropiate on the TV meanwhile I'm pissed that he wont change it. I look at porn but Im only 15 and he should be responsible enough to change the channel.

Should I call him out and tell him to change it when Im downstaris or what?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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AlexTheGreat

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hahaha just enjoy it or leave it be ... what harm is it doing to you ?
 
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ethnomethodologist

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"Dad, hide the porn, I'm coming downstairs"

Your dad will laugh, and he'll know you don't want to see it.

Just tell me what he says, I want a good laugh and a lesson at the same time.
 
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LOL

Straight porn?

Dude, you might learn something.. try watching it.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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