"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Help me translate some mail tracking shiz...

Skilla_Staz

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I ordered a mic off of ebay. Guy told me it would be here in about 5 business days. It's been 7, going on 8. So, being a little impatient, I asked for the tracking number, this is what the USPS.com place says:

" Status: Acceptance

Your item was accepted at 3:29 PM on January 30, 2007 in ANTHONY, FL 32617. Information, if available, is updated every evening. Please check again later"


Does this mean they have it, and are sending it, or whats the deal?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Create Reality

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Well it's not in transit for sure. And it's not sitting in a warehouse waiting to be delivered.
 
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