Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
plus you can make money on a house.Originally posted by undesputable
a house is just a bigger debt...thats the difference between a car and a house.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
and it just feels better to live in a house rather than your car!Originally posted by Vincent
plus you can make money on a house.
1st, the Z06 will be officially introduced in January and selected dealerships will be taking pre-orders.Originally posted by Vincent
1st off. The Z06 won't be released until the production 06 models come out in september.
2nd, the chances of there being a Z06 convertable are slim to none because it goes against the principles of the z06.
3rd, they put on an independent rear suspension that people are always b*tching about.
But cars can go really really fast!Originally posted by penkitten
and it just feels better to live in a house rather than your car!
1st, the Show model Z06 was just released yesterday, and its not going to be released until next production year.Originally posted by Derek Flint
1st, the Z06 will be officially introduced in January and selected dealerships will be taking pre-orders.
2nd, What "principles" of the Z06 does the convertible go against?
I've heard convertible rumors from several reputable sources.
It's a consumer drivin-market.
Z06 owners have been wanting that options since the Z06 was introduced in the late-90's (Technically, the first Z06 was an option in 1963 which in part was a 36 gallon gas tank)
3rd, Not sure why anyone would ***** about IRS on a Mustang, since that old chassis was a platform that dated back to around the mid-70's or so.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
100 lbs is a tenth of a second difference in 1/4 mile. It is a big difference. It's also not carbon fiber, quit making stuff up.Originally posted by Derek Flint
The Convertible will only weigh about 100lbs. more than the coupe.
Plus, with all the aluminum and carbon fiber and 500 HP, 100 lbs. won't mean much.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.