"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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help me...my hands...MY HANDS!!!

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Yo.


So I got some "tough actin tinactin" athlete's foot cream. that sh1t works pretty well, but guess what? Now I have some bumps on my hands. I used my hands to rub the cream onto the bottom of my feet and now they have like itchy bumps.

am I royally fvcked? or can this be cured with the same cream? I scheduled a doctor's appointment in november, so I can ask him then too...but I'd like you opinion before it might be too late.:(
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Haha, i dunno man. Be optimistic though, maybe it will feel better for the girls when your hands are down there? ;)

Jokes aside, just wait till you go to the doctor. Just stop whats causing the bumps, thats all i can reccomend.
 
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maybe the stuff you put on your feet irratated the skin?
 
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If the cream is what caused the irritation, then no, using more cream won't cure the problem. Next time, just wash your hands after you put the solution on your feet... it's generally a good idea to do that whenever your hands come in contact with a cream/gel/etc. By November, your hands are going to be back to normal. It only takes a week or so for them to heal back up and lose the irritation the stuff apparently has caused them.
 
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Don't use the athlete's foot cream, use the spray powder. The spray powder is much better. Keeps your feet dry and you don't have to use your hands to apply it.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Haha, tough actin' tinactin.

Clears your athletes foot, and makes your hands ribbed, for her pleasure.

I can see it now, its going to be their new ad campaign.
 
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I talked to my doc cuz he happens to be on the same block LOL, and he was like, it's irritated, so just leave it alone and don't use that sh1t, I mean cream for a week or so until the irritation goes away.

sh1t worked for my foot though...damn I guess you can't have everything you want.:rolleyes:
 
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If you workout it's prolly from the weights
 
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I scheduled a doctor's appointment in november, so I can ask him then too...but I'd like you opinion before it might be too late
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I hate to break it to you, but the doctor's probably going to have to amputate your hands :(
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Shiftkey
I hate to break it to you, but the doctor's probably going to have to amputate your hands :(
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DAMMIT. well, I'll win that masturbation contest with Tyte Eyes for sure!! wahoooo!

btw, this sh1t is like spreading everywhere lmao. but it doesn't itch anymore.
 
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