Im new to this thing, i;ve been the type of dude who has a girlfriend for long ammounts of time and havent really been lookin for hoes. So give me some tips on where to find hoes and how to pull them and get them to ****. Im also looking for some **** suckers
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Help me get some hoes.
- Thread starter jimjones
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Vice
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I can tell you're new. And you have ALOT of work to do, because here's my first impression of you:jimjones said:
You suck.
Why? Because of the way you write about women. You seem very insecure and immature. You reek of desperation and inexperience.
But that's easy to fix.
First off, read the DJ Bible.
DonGorgon
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all your girl froends were hos....lol you werebthe lame dude that was in a relationship with them instead of just fing them with no strings attached....lol just dress well go to night clubs and number close 20 hos per night.. dont take them on dates .. bring to ur room for movie the kino to f.. then no contact unless they call u first.. move on to next ho
TheWayOfAllFlesh
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Troll until proven otherwise
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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drive slowly down an alley at night until you see some scantily dress women, then yell in a foreign voice: how much?