Im new to this thing, i;ve been the type of dude who has a girlfriend for long ammounts of time and havent really been lookin for hoes. So give me some tips on where to find hoes and how to pull them and get them to ****. Im also looking for some **** suckers
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Help me get some hoes.
- Thread starter jimjones
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Vice
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I can tell you're new. And you have ALOT of work to do, because here's my first impression of you:jimjones said:
You suck.
Why? Because of the way you write about women. You seem very insecure and immature. You reek of desperation and inexperience.
But that's easy to fix.
First off, read the DJ Bible.
DonGorgon
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all your girl froends were hos....lol you werebthe lame dude that was in a relationship with them instead of just fing them with no strings attached....lol just dress well go to night clubs and number close 20 hos per night.. dont take them on dates .. bring to ur room for movie the kino to f.. then no contact unless they call u first.. move on to next ho
TheWayOfAllFlesh
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Troll until proven otherwise
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
NewspaperRalph
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drive slowly down an alley at night until you see some scantily dress women, then yell in a foreign voice: how much?