"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Help me get a job

bigshot

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Alright fellas?

Basically im applying for a job (i never seem to get employed), there are a few questions on the application form which i am finding hard to answer. IF its not too much trouble could i have some help answering these questions?

(I will post the next question once i have asnwered the previous one as i am applying online and cannot see the next question until i have completed the previous one.)

Question1:

"How would you describe the perfect shopping and customer service experience?"
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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backbreaker

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ow would you describe the perfect shopping and customer service experience?"
lol, do you really want me to answer that honestly?

it has something to do with Katsumi, Bananas and shrimp Scampi
 

Fluffy

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Read a book on HR and you will know how to answer these questions properly. The recruiters are dumb sh1ts who work from standard textbook guidelines, its easy to crack their code.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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