"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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help me find a song

wootapotky

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Hey guys, I heard a song on the radio this morning and I tried to remember a line of the lyrics, but ended up forgetting once the next song started playing.

The only lyrics I can really remember is "So much more" (the "re" sound is in falsetto) and I think "love you every night and day."

It's a classic rock type of song, slower paced and kind of gentle sounding. Also, it's got a slide guitar intro and slide guitar solo.

It's driving me crazy because I can hear the music in my head but can't remember enough lyrics to do a google search.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Switchfoot - meant to live?
 

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No, I think I should have clarified. It's a classic rock song, but I don't know from which era, but my guess would be the 70s. Switchfoot is more recent.
 

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Sorry bout that
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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