"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Help Me Figure Out a Good/Sexy Poster Caption!

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Hi everyone,

I don't post here often, but I needed your help thinking of captions for a poster. I've edited the original contents of this posting to keep information from leaking out before our official launch in a few towns/cities.

Thanks for everyone who took the time to respond!
 
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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damn those girls are hot...

sorry no caption ideas
 

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redspicyflag said:
I like the classmate ones
Thanks for your input, it's appreciated.

mpimpin said:
damn those girls are hot...

sorry no caption ideas
That's cool, no problem. I was actually wondering - going by that comment, if someone handed you a 18" x 27" poster like this for free, or you won it, would you be inclined to putting it on your wall? I'm trying to get at college students, and since you're listed as being 19, that's why I asked. I think it would fit best on the back of a door to be honest.
 

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"Bottom of the class"
"Class of 69"
"Teachers' pet"
"A class"
"A+"
"Head mistress"

I'm sorry man, the above all sound like porn, it's hard to think straight while looking at an image like that :D

I'll have another go;

"Education rules"
"Knowledge is power"
"If classes were like this in Ferris's day, he would never have taken a day off"

**** those girls are hot......
 
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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(hn) said:
Thanks for your input, it's appreciated.


That's cool, no problem. I was actually wondering - going by that comment, if someone handed you a 18" x 27" poster like this for free, or you won it, would you be inclined to putting it on your wall? I'm trying to get at college students, and since you're listed as being 19, that's why I asked. I think it would fit best on the back of a door to be honest.

I probably would. :up:
 

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"Extra-Credit"
"Detention"
"The Debate Team"
"Women Studies"
"She hit it."

And yes, they're both very hott.
 

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I had actually also posted a $50 contest on another forum, and was using the narrowed responses from there to see what you guys thought of them.

Of all the responses in this thread, DJDamage, yours was just awesome! But, after thinking it over, I don't know if the school administration would approve of that message on posters distributed on campus, so unfortunately I won't be using it. It was really creative though.

In wrapping up this thread, I've edited my original post for sake of some secrecy before our launch across a certain region of California.

In any case, thanks also to all your compliments, I feel that it's going to be a really hot product. Best of luck to everyone in their common pursuits of self-improvement and DJing, and thanks again for your time.

Regards,
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Where's the pics!?
 
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