"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Help me bang my hot neighbour

IBreatheSpears

Senior Don Juan
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My neighbour is a hot MILF so naturally I want to sleep with her. She doesn't have a boyfriend that I've ever seen, although she could be a lesbian, I live in a very gay-friendly area. I don't know her at all; I've only spoken to her to collect a package the mailman left when I was out, and said "Hi" when I saw her walking her dog a few times.

I'm moving away fairly soon so it doesn't matter if I make things awkward between us.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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AlphaNate

Master Don Juan
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First, stop stalking her.

Second, if you see her, talk to her. Exchange some witty banter and escalate towards a date setup.
 
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