"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gsoildier777

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I am in LOVE with my best friends younger sister. She knows how I feel because I told her and we talked about it. She told me that she really likes me and thinks I am a wonderful person, but only thinks of me as a brother. I am 4 years older than her and our relationship is brother/sister. I am 17. What do I do.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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AlexTheGreat

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so you're hitting on a 13 year old ?

First of all, read the bible. You have a Oneitis on her, and that needs to be cured before anything else.

Also, she has just LJBF'ed you ... to get out of there, you need to change her entire opinion of you. You need to show yourself in a sexual light (and it is possible that at such a young age, she might not respond so well to it), and leave the "bro/sis" thing behind. Start using ****y&funny on her ... you need to break her down and show her that you're not her teddybear.
 

Void

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Jesus christ you already made a thread about this.
'Closed'.

Stop.

Reply to your old post.
 

Mr. Debonaire

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dude

dating a girl this much younger then you doesn't work at your age

firstly, sex. she probably won't do it
secondly, different needs and wants
thirdly, different maturity levels

dont bother
 

Mr. Debonaire

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just realized, you did post the EXACT SAME THREAD!!!

in the famous words of eddie murphy

Originally quoted by Eddie Murphy
"Liddian!!! Go get my pistol!"
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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