Help! I'm Stuck

[ROOKIE OF THE YEAR]

Today I approahed at a hot babe for the first time in my life. We were at the beach and she's in a bikini. It went like:

ME: Are we gonna or are you gonn keep flirting from the distance.
HER: What?
ME: They say that people who flirt have its own limit.
Her: OK
ME: Well, Hi?
Her: Hi
ME: Are you rich?
Her: (Laughing)No
ME: Uhh, can u atleast bring home the bacon?
Her: (Laughing harder)

After that, I got stuck and started to get nervous. So I said I gotta go. Can anyone help a rookie out, cuz I really regret right. I can't crank up the c &f.

 

[Wee]

haha, props on the approach, but I'd say you were drawing up a blank from the beginning.

"Are you rich?" haha funny enough to make me laugh, not that smooth, pretty random. Still got her laughin' though, that's good. Practice makes perfect.

 

[bingo_]

you: hello, how are you?

her: i'm good thanks, you?

you: i am great... how come you aren't swimming?

her: i am about to.

me: oh really? me too. see you in there.