"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Help, im lost in shorts!

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Can someone explain all the shorts like AW, AFC, etc etc, i know the meaning from the context, but dunno exact translations! Is there a list of that or sumthing?

Looked in da bible, found nothing.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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There is a couple of acronyms in the DJ FAQ.

There is a space for it in the DJ Bible for a glossary. Perhaps we should compile of acronyms for inclusion.

DJ - Don Juan
AW - Attention W**** (rhymes with bore)
AFC - Average Frustrated Chump
LMR - Last Minute Resistence.
PUA - Pick Up Artist
EC - Eye Contact
FR - Field Report
LR - Lay Report
SS - Speed Seduction
LJBF - Lets Just Be Friends
HB - Hot Babe or BodY (?)
ONS - One Night Stand
LTR - Long Term Relationship
DAFS - Do A F****** Search
RTFB - Read The F****** Bible
LDR - Long Distance Relationship
C&F - ****y Funny
UG - Ugly Girl
MAVEC - Mental Arousal Via Eye Contact
IL - Interest Level
STR - Short Term Relationship

EDT: http://www.fastseduction.com/acronyms.shtml
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whoa, thanks, shouldnt be this listed in the bible?
 
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EDT: those darn edit and quote buttons are too close together
 
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