leeroyjenkins
Don Juan
- Joined
- Aug 2, 2007
- Messages
- 52
- Reaction score
- 0
Leeeeeeeeroy Jennnnkkkkinnnnsssss!
Last edited by a moderator:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
help guys
- Thread starter leeroyjenkins
- Start date
- Status
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
the_great_gaia
Senior Don Juan
Clan? is this for real or is this like a online "War Craft" type thing?
When you refer to "clan" do you mean "gang"? (i.e. crips, bloods)
When you refer to "clan" do you mean "gang"? (i.e. crips, bloods)
leeroyjenkins
Don Juan
- Joined
- Aug 2, 2007
- Messages
- 52
- Reaction score
- 0
I mean Pals 4 Life, best WoW clan there isthe_great_gaia said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU
kdnash82
Master Don Juan
This is another joke right?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
leeroyjenkins
Don Juan
- Joined
- Aug 2, 2007
- Messages
- 52
- Reaction score
- 0
you guys never take us gamers seriously, we're people too...people with long & unwashed hair + beards...do you think I should quit my clan and join another or should I carry on trying with her?kdnash82 said:
leeroyjenkins
Don Juan
- Joined
- Aug 2, 2007
- Messages
- 52
- Reaction score
- 0
but it's Pals 4 Life man, 4 Life...I was born Pals 4 Life, you know?Slick101 said:
leeroyjenkins
Don Juan
- Joined
- Aug 2, 2007
- Messages
- 52
- Reaction score
- 0
man you can't have sex on WoW...you think I could stay in Pals 4 Life but look for a girl in another clan? I just wish there were one in mine so we can do quests and ****...Slick101 said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
kdnash82
Master Don Juan
I was right... This is a joke
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
- Status