"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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mikeraw

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I recently started spinning a new plate. Last night was the second time we saw each other and when we got back to her place we had crazy monkey sex. I live in a suburb about 30 miles North of Houston, so whenever I'm in town and it gets late, I usually sleep over wherever I am... besides, I was a little tipsy...

So last night, after we were done, I decided to sleep over. She turned out to be one of those cuddlers. The type of chick that won't leave you alone for a second... She was either cuddling me, holding my hand, kissing my shoulders, hugging me, kissing my face, etc... So eventually all that touching led to round two, the type of spur-of-the-moment-sex where you just pull her underwear to the side and go at it... I made the stupid mistake of farking her without a condom because I didn't have another one. She was on top the entire time and when I said I was about to come and started to pull her off me, I got the impression that she didn't want to get off me... Like she wanted me to come inside her! This freaked me the fark out!

I was tired and very sleepy, hell, I'm still tired and sleepy at work... this thing happened like 6 hours ago, so I didn't take off and instead fell asleep in her bed despite this PSYCHO sh!t she had just done. In any case, the damage was done.

I seriously think that this chick is psycho. She's socially awkward despite being an 8 IMO, kind of a loner, too smart (isn't there a thin line between genius and mad?), and she is a classical pianist (which kinda adds to her craziness but since I'm a pianist too I kind of like it hehehe).

I think that if I were to disappear now, she'd track me down somehow... she has my business card and my personal cellular number. So I'm thinking of just pushing her away with neediness... Like calling her too often, appearing to be a friend-less loser... she still hasn't met anyone in my circle of friends, so I'm good on that front.

What else can I do to push her away from me gently so that she doesn't pull any crazy stunt on me? I'm specifically worried about a pregnancy, so all I have to do is wait for her next period, I figure 3 weeks the most? Any other ideas or suggestions to get rid of this one?

Remember... Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. I recognize my mistake and want out...

Mike
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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NewMan

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Stay in the picture until she has her period. You don't have to see her, just keep in contact. Tell her your busy with work, you need to go away for a week or so with work - whatever - but I'd keep tabs on her until you know she's on the rag. If you disapear now, it could lead to some "I think I'm preggy" phone calls - and if she is as crazy as you think - well you don't need that.

Once you know she's had her period, you can eject per standard routine.

I hope you learned your lesson.
 

mikeraw

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Espi,

I understand the theoretical biology that goes on in a woman's body after sex. What I want to do is drive her off the say I drive away the chicks that I'm REALLY interested in by being clingy... At least I think this is the best way I see of how to get rid of her. I want to DEVALUE myself to her so that she pushes ME away from her... that way she won't feel the need to make anything up like she's pregnant or become my enemy.

Any pointers in that respect? I think I DO want to appear AFC to her... I'm thinking about starting with corny text messages in a few hours... hahaha
 

KontrollerX

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Yeah the b!tch put your future on the line by not hopping off your d!ck when the moment of truth arrived but hey you were also at fault quite obviously for not having a rubber on during that moment.

So definitely stick around like the other poster said at least until you find out she's not preggers because if you outright dissapear she's going to pull that sh!t on you that she's pregnant to manipulate you into going back with her until you actually do get her pregnant.

Also by sticking around if she does end up pregnant but wants to make the smart choice of having an abortion you can be there to manipulate her with coddling and offering to pay for half the cost or for the whole damned thing just to make sure she goes through with it and don't just hand her the money either.

Both of you have to go to the place at the same time to ensure your money is actually spent on what you'd be giving it to her for.

So yeah bottom line the next time she gets her period or worst case scenario she gets an abortion the minute either of those two things are accomplished her ass is out of your life for good and you just dodged not a bullet but a rocket propelled grenade. :nervous:

Oh yeah and if she is pregnant and goes through with it you're fvcked. :crackup:

Seriously though if that happens you have a few options that you should use such as telling her if she wants to have it she's doing it on her own and if she tries to make you pay you'll go and work at Mcdonalds so she barely gets anything at all from you in payment so its to the point of almost not being worth shaking you down for cash. :up:

Also there are a lot of weak males on this site that will try and tell you that if you got her pregnant you should man up and take responsibility for the child that you created but I'm telling you these assh0les are dead wrong as you had no intentions of creating a child and to keep the damned thing the decision is all in the girl's hands, so the only responsibility you will have is not a moral responsibility but a legal one and you can frustrate that legal process by once again taking an extremely low paying job that the law and the girl would have to siphen funds of yours from. :yes:
 

COD

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get clingy, increase your texts, im's, emails, phone calls about nothing........surprise visits at work, more sleep overs........TRUST ME SHE'LL GET TIRED OF YOU REAL QUICK.

CHICS HATE CLINGY MEN.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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