"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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help, condom keeps falling off: need advice

rocco

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is there a condom out there that stays on better? i think the main reason why condoms that i use slipp off is because im uncircumsized.. my skin stretches because of the extra foreskin, and hence, condom gets stretched around a lot and falls off easily. need advice please, because i want to continue having sex but dont want to get any std's. advice please.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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DJinTraining06

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rocco said:
is there a condom out there that stays on better? i think the main reason why condoms that i use slipp off is because im uncircumsized.. my skin stretches because of the extra foreskin, and hence, condom gets stretched around a lot and falls off easily. need advice please, because i want to continue having sex but dont want to get any std's. advice please.

Yea i know what u mean i feel like its always rolling back down. Scares the crap outta me.
 

THE_ADDMAN

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staple it on.
 

rocco

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does anybody know of links to a condom brand model that'll work better? or i think i may have heard of something similar to a ****ring, that keeps the condom on. please serious advice. thank you.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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AustinG

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pencil wee wee lol jus kiddin na man i dont know of any smaller condoms than trojan or lifestyle
 

rocco

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spesmilitis said:
get a smaller condom?
condoms dont come in sizes. atleast not for trojan. they just have regular and monster c0ck size.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Are you sure you are rolling it all the way down? I've had condoms come off when I didn't roll it all the way down.
 

shydude

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see a doctor and ask him for special condom suscribtion if they have one.
 
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