To all senior DJs...I need a good charmin one liner for a stupid lecture email i gave out to this girl about bein a better person as she parties alot....and she's really bitter bout it..i dunno y i did it just wanted to let her know that i didnt want to be another 'fan'... any ideas somethin that would put things back into a stress free friendship mode ???
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
HELP!!! A Good 1 Liner
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WaterTiger
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I don't understand why it's your business to give her a lecture about her partying ways in the first place. Are you her Dad? Her husband? She's bitter because you stuck your nose in her business.Unprez said:
Dude, if you don't like her lifestyle, don't hang out with her.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Not being judged is important to women. You probably lost this one. Just move on and don't do that again.
TheLadiesMan
Master Don Juan
What BB said...
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
All I did was party between the ages of 19 and 27, and honsetly, I think I'm a better person now for it.
Heh,..
Heh,..
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You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
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Tell her your mother got to your computer and decided to mess with you and your friends. That, or just move on.Unprez said:
Randallpink83
Master Don Juan
well since you might have lost her anyhow I think you should try SOMETHING just as an experiment at least...
just be cool about it...
"Hey sorry about the other day, I was just being dumb and I was in the wrong. You are completely fine, I dont judge it!... So yeah sorry, but you cant really blame me, I'm mad cause its been so many years since someone has taken me to Disney Land =("
...something like that.
just be cool about it...
"Hey sorry about the other day, I was just being dumb and I was in the wrong. You are completely fine, I dont judge it!... So yeah sorry, but you cant really blame me, I'm mad cause its been so many years since someone has taken me to Disney Land =("
...something like that.