"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DonJuanit0

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So, I helped a friend over the msn to talk to a gilr he liked! They were talking through msn so I was telling him what to say cause I really can persuade any girl doing something by talking to her (I am really bad in getting to meet the girl but this is not the point). So, I was thinking... Is it good to advice ppl like that? I mean, this friend of mine would never talk like this to a girl and he did cause I was telling him... From what he got he will actually do something with her and prolly bone her! Soon or later will she understand that it wasn't him when he was talking? Will she suspect something? My friend is completely unexperienced in girls! Is it good to advice a friend like this or just tell them to be their self?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yes.

After she bones your friend, she will no doubt realize that one MSN Conversation was not him, but you.

And then she will bone you.:down:
 
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