G_Nice
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Help a brother out
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
InsidiousNstinct
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Is there a point to your post.....?
Smooth as Anything
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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.Originally posted by G_Nice
I am going to the mall to pick up frmales mainly when i go we holla at females just for fun, we use stupid ass like that are sure to fail any ideas on what corny ass lines to use next.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
oakraiderz2
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Re: Re: Help a brother out
Youre right...my brain hurts...seriously it does...im not even joking!!Originally posted by Smooth as Anything
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Best friends? NAY
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You want a bad lines? go ask some AFC's for some of their good lines?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
TheGothicCowboy
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man, i get enjoyment out of people's responses to these. now, as far as i can see g_nice, this isn't the site for you. posts like this are a waste of space and time. find somewhere else to talk about your weird forms of entertainment.
G_Nice
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I must have been drunk or somethin sorry bout that. this morning was my first time getting drunk so i don't know what the **** was going on.
DJ Alejandro
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try, 'hey! WAS THAT THE GIRL YOU SAID HAD A CRUSH ON ME???'
No kidding,this would be more correct.Originally posted by TheGothicCowboy
now, as far as i can see g_nice, this isn't the site for you.
TheGothicCowboy
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lol. nice.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Ace123
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Re: Re: Help a brother out
HAHA! excellent Billy Madison quote.Originally posted by Smooth as Anything
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.