Ekaterina25
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Hello
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Hello
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
hi
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Wrong forum lady. Post this in the Anything Else category.
Desdinova
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I'll move it there for her because I'm such a fvcking white knight
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Reported for trollingI'll move it there for her because I'm such a fvcking white knight
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
is it me your looking for?
backseatjuan
Banned
Nice post dude. In chat it usually goes I'm 18 female california, here you just created nick with girl name and these virgins are raging. I bet they mastrubate all night long after reading your post.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
You had me at "hello"...
I can see it in your eyes
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
i can see it in your smile...
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Why hasn’t she responded back? WHERE IS THIS CONVERSATION GOING???
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
This is mass rejection. Ekaterina, please, PLEASE don't ignore us!
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Hello, it's me - I've thought about us for a long, long time...
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
logicallefty
Moderator
She didn't find any new orbiters here to worship her taco so she left
Serenity
Moderator
I just don't get the spammers coming to this forum anymore. It's always new member, single post, no links and text that barely even give a vague idea about what they're selling.
This is just a hello coming from apparently a female on a forum where guys with women troubles come to. I can only assume they want PM's and then will send a link to whatever scam they're running.
This is just a hello coming from apparently a female on a forum where guys with women troubles come to. I can only assume they want PM's and then will send a link to whatever scam they're running.
backseatjuan
Banned
Yea fuck it. Eagle is flying over mountains, I think it was rokies. Worm crawls out of his ass. Hey eagle, where are we flying? Over mountains. What altitude? 2 miles. He quickly goes inside and disappears inside his ass. Then after a while comes back. Hey eagle, don't fart man, boys are nervous here.
logicallefty
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Lmao i'm not sure how this relates to my post that you quoted but it's darn funny!!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.