hello dear moderator, my nickname is swordfish, I consider myself to be a real pla

[swordfish]

hello dear moderator,

my nickname is swordfish, I consider myself to be a real playboy/don juan, I have been practicing what I learned from another real master don juan some years ago, and now I decided to share everything with you people here on the internet.

if you have some time please read the threads I posted here to understand my superior level of entancing girls and making love to them, I do not just brag all day on the forum but I am THE REAL DON JUAN.

what I would like to propose to you is to promote me as a moderator, but not to the don juan discussion forum, I suggest you set up a new forum called 'The Real don Juan' were I teach others how to become real don juanners, and no threads about masturbation or other lame subjects would be allowed.... so what do you think?!!! let me know....

I would also like to contribute with articles on the main sosuave page

Thanks

 

[Eternal]

*Sigh* I have read your posts, you are good. However, there are some rules people have apparently not learned.

Rule # 1 - Do not ask to be a moderator unless Allen puts out a "New Moderator" thread.

Rule # 2 - Do NOT ask to be a moderator unless Allen puts out a "New Moderator" thread..

 

[Soma]

Rule #3

Wash your ass when you're obviously full of sh1T.

No offense, mr Fish.

 

[Blue Phoenix]

Is this a hoax or what?

"if you have some time please read the threads I posted here to understand my superior level of entancing girls and making love to them, I do not just brag all day on the forum but I am THE REAL DON JUAN.

what I would like to propose to you is to promote me as a moderator, but not to the don juan discussion forum, I suggest you set up a new forum called 'The Real don Juan' were I teach others how to become real don juanners, and no threads about masturbation or other lame subjects would be allowed.... so what do you think?!!! let me know...."


I just hope you're not messing around in this forum. If yes, I'm gonna pray for your soul!

Mods pay attention to this guy!

 

[comic_relief]

dancing and singing

"he's gonna be banned. He's gonna be banned." in a real excited tone.

All his threads are currently locked by Crazy in Discussion. I don't think we will see him much anymore.

 

[SMOOCHY]

I think you guys should give him a loaded gun and see if he shoots himself then yes he was full of ****, but if he doesn't then good, he's someone to take wisdom from.

 

[iMat]

Re: hello dear moderator,my nickname is swordfish, I consider myself to be a real pla

Originally posted by swordfish
I am THE REAL DON JUAN.

Go see Marlon Brando.

Oh yeah, real DJ's don't advertise that. They let the people decide how good they are themselves.

--iMat

 

[felony]

you can tell this guy isn't the real thing simply from the nature of his post.

But then you can also tell i'm not a real don juan cos a real one couldn't be ****ed calling out some loser on some internet forum.


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