"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Hello All Moderators! (I'M TALKING TO YOU SUCKA!)

Vincent

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Permission said:
So Diablo, why is their no field reports forum?
That's not our decision. We've had one in the past, it was barely used, Allen decided to get rid of it, we petitioned him to get it reapplied because we noticed people like you asking for it, he said he'll think about it. The balls in his court and bugging the moderation staff really doesn't accomplish anything.

Allen does read the forums on occasion so he does know the states of the forum.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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