"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Hell on Wheels

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I would say that I am the oldest guy on this site.

So, I am posting this to any of you dudes that post or lurk here and are not getting any poon..

Life is short.

You need to look in the mirror, reach down into your gut and soul and suck it up..You need to work to change yourself and become:

Hell on Wheels

Because, the dude that is Hell on Wheels gets all the poon.

cavedweller
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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PapiChulo

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lol at 80 years of age, its just about time.
 

cavedweller

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2k,

Yea, I have a new girlfriend and she is f****** my brains out..

BTW, one of the keys to great sex is afterplay...What I mean here is that after you make love kick it in..Always kick it in..

Afterplay is more important (to a woman) than foreplay..

(a lot of dudes don't know this)

Try it, because, she won't know what hit her...

Trust me on this one..................................................

cavedweller
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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define afterplay ma cave dwellin brotha.... I got the basics down slot a tab b shyt but this afterplay is a whole new ball game..... Enlighten me
 

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good post but I would also like to know what this "afterplay" business is...
 

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Guys,

Afterplay is the secret to good love making..(most dudes don't know this)

Afterplay is all about her and you must be in total control.

example:

When you two are finished making love you say to her:

"Don't move."--Then you bring her 2 wash rags--one that is wet and warm and another one that is dry.

You have set the stage, because, you took control..

You now control the conversation, mood and the affection..(she has never seen anything like this before)

The key is not to 'hit it and get it' or fall asleep, but, the key is to kick in your game..

Now play you best game---Afterplay, afterplay, afterplay

cavedweller------AKA Hell on Hells
 

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oops.....

cavedweller--AKA Hell on Wheels

Sorry, I had a long night, because, she was f********** my brains out..
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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*bump*
thank you sir!!
 

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Afterplay,

A woman can get d1ck and foreplay anywhere, but, she would have to sleep with 1,000 dudes to find just one with a good afterplay game..

Trust me here..

Try it..

cavedweller
 
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