"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Heart Attack

Dario

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Inspired by the polish edition of Men's Health.


Put yourself in a following situation:

You're on your birthday party. You look at your wife, and she smiles at you. You just can't wait til midnight, when you'll get a special present from her. Your kids are happily eating the cake and they're shouting "Happy Birthday!" all the time. Remember, at 7PM you're going to see your friends and have a beer in the bar.

But suddenly, it all stops. It's getting darker, and darker... You have a heart attack. You're laying down on the carpet, with your family looking at you with fear.


Right now you probably regret, that you didn't go to the doctor a month ago... You really thought you're feeling all right and you won't need to visit him.

You also regret you ignored that insurance agent. Well, they'll have $10000 more in their bank, point for them.

Remember that field trip with friends from your job, two months ago? Too bad you didn't go to bed with Monica, Britney or Jane... Now this may the thing you'll regret most.

What else could you regret? Ah, probably those thousand hours you've spent in front of the TV set and the computer. You really could do something better during all that time, couldn't you?

That cute chick you saw four years ago... She was probably the most beautiful woman you ever saw, but you were too shy to go and talk with her. You always dreamt to see her again, later, and go with her on a date, but now...

When you were talking with your dad and you wanted to tell him, you love him. You didn't... Why?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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