"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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health and office jobs

leoncour

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I am pursuring a career that involves sitting in an office all day...I am concerned that being in an office all the time will deteriorate my health. Do you get a big butt if your sitting down all the time? And do you not burn as many calories as you would if you had a job standing up and moving all the time? This kind of bothers me because I do not want to get a big fat computer butt. How do you maintain a healthy lifestyle when you work in an office? Thanks for any advice.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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grr

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Yup, I do it. Office all day, workout at least every other day. Eat a lot to recover. It actually helps me stay in shape because of bball at lunch time.
 
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