"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Heads buried in So Suave.

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For fellow posters who bury their heads in So Suave posting mini-novel replies on the regular would you be able to actually pry your eyes from the site and fingers from your keyboard while typing out book report replies to actually notice the 9 walking past you?

I've never seen a poster stop mid posting to later edit the rest of their post as they were out in the field to go after the 9 . Let alone mention they had to stop posting to randomly approach. They were more interested in posting lengthy/ multiple posts as if they hadn't left their house to actually meet anyone and had all the time in the world to either story tell or post their must hear opinions.

Is it a struggle for posters to actually lift their heads from SS, stop posting for a little while to notice and approach people irl?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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For fellow posters who bury their heads in So Suave posting mini-novel replies on the regular would you be able to actually pry your eyes from the site and fingers from your keyboard while typing out book report replies to actually notice the 9 walking past you?

I've never seen a poster stop mid posting to later edit the rest of their post as they were out in the field to go after the 9 . Let alone mention they had to stop posting to randomly approach. They were more interested in posting lengthy/ multiple posts as if they hadn't left their house to actually meet anyone and had all the time in the world to either story tell or post their must hear opinions.

Is it a struggle for posters to actually lift their heads from SS, stop posting for a little while to notice and approach people irl?
Word. I see the Same thing everyday for Some members.
 

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I am willing to bet most, if not all, that post here do it on downtime, like when taking a dump...

For me, it is usually when I need a quick break at work (I don't take lunch breaks), or before bedtime. Like my night time reading material...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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9s don’t walk past me too often. If they do to you, then tell me where you live so I can visit lol
 

ubercat

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Yep throne time for me too. And with voice input and autocorrect a post literally takes a minute
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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