"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Head Shaving (Buzzcut) tips?

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MrS

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Hey guys,
I'm in the army, compulsory service for 2 years, starting last July.
I just bought a professional Remington Ceramic hair clipper, with all the accessories and heads and ****.

I'm leaving tommorow for 4 months officer training abroad, so I figured I'll take it with me and make myself a little money :D

A euro a cut, or something. Basically people will just be asking for number 2/3/4 or something, nothing fancy.

I'm going to do my dad's in a bit, and then my own, but anyone got any tips with cutting people's hair with clippers? (Buzzcuts, as they're known, e.g no style or anything).

Appreciate any replies. :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tips? It's the eastiest thing to do in the world! I've done my own for years. Just make sure you go over everywhere a couple of times to make sure it's even. Although that wont be a problem since you can actually see what you're doing. Sounds like you've picked up a nice set of clippers too.
Good luck
 
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Thanks, that's what I thought.
But I don't want to do a bum job on others, and make a bit of pocket money.
 
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yeah ive been shaving my own head for 2 years now, every 2 weeks or so. not hard at all.
 
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