"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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He Will Not Divide Us

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Shia LaBeouf set up a live stream camera somewhere in DC. You're supposed to stand in front of it and say, "He will not divide us."

http://www.hewillnotdivide.us/

I say we collect $10 from each member, and offer a prize to the first sosuaver to stand in front with a SoSuave sign while getting hummer. Both the sosuaver and the hummer giver can wear Guy Fawkes masks.

 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Those femmes told the right to life ladies to stay home by the way. The other side of the coin wasn't invited. Which is fine. Most women I know voted against the horseshlt these protesters are protesting (I mean honestly, what ARE they protesting? The guy hasn't done ANYTHING of consequence yet for them to complain about.)

Just the shoot first and ask questions later radical crowd. The still jilted about the election crowd. I'm beginning to better understand why you guys always say women are driven only by emotion. I didn't hear one remotely coherent thing out of any woman interviewed, including the celebrities. What a waste of a perfectly good Saturday.
 

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Yeah, I mean they were having protest marches before he was even sworn in. Let the guy do something first, then protest that if you want. Basically they're protesting that there was an election and someone won. How dare that happen in a democracy? Left wingers sure are some sore losers.
 

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The manifestation was a ''women'' march that turned into a ''AntiTrump'' of epic proportion...

Yet none of them would ever protest when Iran and Saudi Arabia became chair of the Human Right community of the UN (yep they are defender of human rights).... none lift a figner against women treatment in dictatorships

But... 1 democratic election and all hell break loose...

At the end of the day... they only care about the money coming in their pocket from subsidies
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Those femmes told the right to life ladies to stay home by the way. The other side of the coin wasn't invited. Which is fine. Most women I know voted against the horseshlt these protesters are protesting (I mean honestly, what ARE they protesting? The guy hasn't done ANYTHING of consequence yet for them to complain about.)

Just the shoot first and ask questions later radical crowd. The still jilted about the election crowd. I'm beginning to better understand why you guys always say women are driven only by emotion. I didn't hear one remotely coherent thing out of any woman interviewed, including the celebrities. What a waste of a perfectly good Saturday.
Well many of the women weren't there to protest Trump but rather other topics of concern. Like the abortion laws making it difficult for women to seek an abortion. That's just an example. I don't find that reasoning to be emotional as it is a problem and the GOP intends on moving forward with these strict laws. I hope this clears up some questions you may have had.
 

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In my opinion Trump IS dividing the nation and I personally believe this is a GOOD thing. I LIKE the bluntness with which he speaks, and I LIKE the protests against him.

It shows to me that people give a shiat.
Yep agreed. its much easier to tell who the libtard nutjobs are now. The can no longer blend in in any way. They are either walking around in v@gina suits, threatening to move to Canada, and/or spooging out more garbege online than all of the worlds landfills combined.
 

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Yeah, I mean they were having protest marches before he was even sworn in. Let the guy do something first, then protest that if you want. Basically they're protesting that there was an election and someone won. How dare that happen in a democracy? Left wingers sure are some sore losers.
Right wingers aren't just sore losers but are even sore winners. You still won't accept the results of 2008 and 2012 and are now whining about 2016 even though you won. He's after revenge. Worst president ever.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Those femmes told the right to life ladies to stay home by the way. The other side of the coin wasn't invited. Which is fine. Most women I know voted against the horseshlt these protesters are protesting (I mean honestly, what ARE they protesting? The guy hasn't done ANYTHING of consequence yet for them to complain about.)

Just the shoot first and ask questions later radical crowd. The still jilted about the election crowd. I'm beginning to better understand why you guys always say women are driven only by emotion. I didn't hear one remotely coherent thing out of any woman interviewed, including the celebrities. What a waste of a perfectly good Saturday.
I thought they were protesting the Planned Parenthood defund?
 

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Yep agreed. its much easier to tell who the libtard nutjobs are now. The can no longer blend in in any way. They are either walking around in v@gina suits, threatening to move to Canada, and/or spooging out more garbege online than all of the worlds landfills combined.
Just one week in and he's taking away all of our rights. He's a dangerous authoritarian. What next, throwing people in jail for not agreeing with his extremist agenda?
 

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I thought they were protesting the Planned Parenthood defund?
He plans on overturning Roe vs Wade and plans to take away people's right to vote under the guise of voter fraud. He plans to gut the first amendment too.
 
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