"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Chrisman

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Originally posted by boogalooboy
Any master DJs care to have a crack at this?

Thanks Dementia. Im thinking on the same lines as you but i know there must be something else i can do here. I either dont remember it or just have not thought of it. What am i missing? Should i go for it or just leave it?

She is the hottest girl ive seen up close and im going for it. So please if anyone can help.
I'm a master DJ and I'll take up the challenge.

Okay, this is what you do. The next time you're on together. Sneak up behind her. Now this has to be done out in the store(not out back in storage or something), out where the customers are. Sneak up right behind her. You said she was petite, so get this.

You whip it out, and piss all over her back.

She'll be begging for it after this.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why do threads like this get so big :confused:
 

Maverick001

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Originally posted by LeviathanIYG
.....That being said …………….. Don’t mix business and plesure
Exactly. Is she worth potentially losing your job over if this ends up in an unrecoverable tailspin?

If so, then DJ her like you would any other chica.

Cheers,
Mav
 

Magnatolia

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Egoist,

A couple of errors in your opinion of me.

1. I work in a government job because that was the first job I got. In a couple of years I'm probably going to head overseas and work as a temp.

2. About the marriage thing. I couldn't care less about marriage. In my opinion marriage is sometimes used to try and save a failing marriage - that's why more younger couples get divorces than people who wait.

Cheers
Jason
 

joekerr31

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Originally posted by Chrisman
I'm a master DJ and I'll take up the challenge.

You whip it out, and piss all over her back.

She'll be begging for it after this.

haha :crackup:

ya, do this.
then when you bang her, give her a cleveland steamer afterwards.

:crackup:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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