http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RokIWzt5YLw
would an hb10 even exist without make up? (they'd be one in a million if they did)
would an hb10 even exist without make up? (they'd be one in a million if they did)
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
hb4 or hb10
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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There's a reason why celebs and not-so celebs revere thier hair and make up people with such protectiveness.
Every woman has the occasional pimple or blemish.
Every woman has the occasional pimple or blemish.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
FoolsCause
Don Juan
Natural beauties are the only way to go.STR8UP said:
Most of those celebrities, even the supposed sex-symbols, become famous because they're overachievers, NOT beauty, so they need the makeup.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Because you prefer men over women?Deus ex Pianoforte said:
djSlvt
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Beauty is in the eye of bee holder. Now I don't know who's holding a bee, so I didn't get a chance to look in his eye.
Every one of those beautiful pics says you can't have me. I want the things I can't have, man.
Every one of those beautiful pics says you can't have me. I want the things I can't have, man.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Yes definitely there would be. I love natural beauties. But yes, with makeup and other stuff, girls really try to deceive people. And Hollywood is just on another level.
Even in there, the girl with curly hair still looked good.
Even in there, the girl with curly hair still looked good.
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
I don't even know who half those women are. In fairness, Naomi, Halle and Penelope are actually naturally pretty, and it seems those are the worst pics anyone could find of them. And really, did anybody ever think Pink or Renee Zelwegger (sp) were attractive even with makeup on?
However, those Pamela Anderson shots are priceless, and they need to update the Britney pics with her crazy bald cokehead shots.
On another side note, did you ever meet a girl with her makeup on, only to be really, really repulsed once she took it off? Eyeliner is really deceiving to me, because you get so used to it, and you don't really how different girls eyes look without it, especially if they use it subtlely.
I think the worst case of this was when I met a girl who i thought was about a 7 in the face. One morning I saw her without any makeup. She looked at me and I literally winced and jumped back in suprise because her face was scary ugly. Her eyes were freaky small (and shaped much differently from the way she drew them in with eyeliner) and her skin was pasty white and porous (no foundation or blush). Her face become an instant 3.
However, those Pamela Anderson shots are priceless, and they need to update the Britney pics with her crazy bald cokehead shots.
On another side note, did you ever meet a girl with her makeup on, only to be really, really repulsed once she took it off? Eyeliner is really deceiving to me, because you get so used to it, and you don't really how different girls eyes look without it, especially if they use it subtlely.
I think the worst case of this was when I met a girl who i thought was about a 7 in the face. One morning I saw her without any makeup. She looked at me and I literally winced and jumped back in suprise because her face was scary ugly. Her eyes were freaky small (and shaped much differently from the way she drew them in with eyeliner) and her skin was pasty white and porous (no foundation or blush). Her face become an instant 3.