"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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vonbock

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Oh, my gosh, I just got back from a casino in Louisiana and I saw one of the hottest ****tail waitresses I have ever seen. Anyone have experience in how to pick up a ****tail waitress in a casino?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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So she was hot.. what did you do?

****tail waitresses are no different then normal woman, except they are paid to be nice..
 
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Michele l'Arcangelo

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shucks! by golly, if i were given a nickel if everybody made a random thread about each 'HB' they saw.
 
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I went on a date the other night with a girl who ****tailed in a casino for a while.

She said, She got hit on constantly, but never in a good way. Just drunk and creepy guys throwing crappy lines, grabbing her ass, following her around. She got fired for punching a guy out, after giving him two warnings about grabbing her ass. She said that it totally sucked.

Whatever you can make of that information, go for it. Dont be like them, for starters. I do know they are always on the move, so they dont have time to really talk to anyone. Maybe show some sympathy for their job, tip above normal, but not too much.

Or find out where the staff goes for shift drinks, and when she gets off, and be there.
 
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