"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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HB rate paris hilton

How that is this prison hoe really is?

  • HB 7 to 7.5

    Votes: 18 42.9%

  • HB 7.5 to 8

    Votes: 8 19.0%

  • HB 8 to 8.5

    Votes: 7 16.7%

  • HB 8.5 to HB 9

    Votes: 9 21.4%
  • Total voters
    42
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So, when you're banging a chick, and she starts breaking down and tells you she's a slut, you can say you banged a Paris?

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Who's willing to bet the sheriff that released her to home arrest got a nice wet bl0wjob?
 
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that picture of her actually looks decent. But to me her personallity sucks.

she acts to stupid as if shes the best thing ever. I would grade her a hb 3

thats the best picture I have seen of her by the way.
 
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SamePendo said:
I don't think many people will answer your poll. The 5 minus option is not available. Sure most would fvck her, but, more than average? I can go out to the street any given day, any given hour, and 10 women I see in 10 minutes, are hotter, potentially and in present time.

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Where do you live? Can i move there?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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