HB Gave me A Buck

[logicallefty]

Field story to share:

Was at a gas station buying a 6-pack of brewskis last night. HB7-8 in front of me has the cashier scanning a bunch of instant lotto tickets. I said to her "you know, there is a new Illinois law now, if you win a lotto ticket you must share your winnings with everyone in line with you". I was the only one in line with her. She laughed and said "oh really now? Well this line is screwed I never win!".

About 30 seconds later the cashier said "congrats, you won 4 bux". Hands her the 4 bux. She hands me 1 buck ! I said "haha thanks I was just pulling your leg". She said "no I insist, you were good luck, take the dollar".. So I did! Could have said "here write your number on the dollar" but she was wearing some kind of ring so she belonged to another man. I've used this line when i was in my police uniform before but even in that never got a dollar out of it lol

Just wanted to share this for you guys, see if you can get numbers and money this way .

Life ain't nuttin' but b|tches and money! :rockon:

 

[Masculinity]

I like the story. Don't let rings discourage you, though. I've met women who wear them as a "screening mechanism" to make AFCs go away. I actually started a conversation with a woman with that mentality one time. "Hey, so does this ring mean anything or is it just to scare the losers away?" I have gotten both kinds of responses: actually wedding rings and everything else (promise rings, cereal box rings, etc.

 

[hockeyfreak79]

@ my local pharmacy.

Late 40s lady: 2 for 1 chocolate for sale you want sum?
HF: No thanks I'm trying to quit.
Clerk: Haha funny..then she proceeds to touch my arm. How about 2 for 1 gum?
HF: No thanks gum is really bad too trying to quit.
Clerk: Hahaha more touching......

If she was 20 years younger, oh yeah. Semi pretty face for late 40s. I see her ever so often, I guess she's comfortable with touching me now.

 

[SmooveMooves]

Smoove move man...

Hahahaha, if it wasn't and engagement ring or wedding ring you should've proceeded. Only AFCs give chicks promise rings. Lol

 

[Building_and_Loan]

Nice, I'm trying to get better with those impromptu, spur of the moment situations in line or at a grocery store where I try to find something to say but come up empty.

A few years ago I checked out this tall, gorgeous brunette in a supermarket and she caught me, so I looked away and proceeded with my shopping. A few minutes later I was picking out yogurt and she comes up to me and casually starts chatting about something like how there's a different flavor of yogurt every time she comes to the store. I could tell she was digging me, but I was so surprised this chick approached me I basically froze, and couldn't really keep a conversation going. Totally struck out.

Felt bad for her, I'm sure she was like wtf, but I felt even worse for myself. Oh well, live and learn.

 

[KingBeef]

I like the story. Don't let rings discourage you, though. I've met women who wear them as a "screening mechanism" to make AFCs go away. I actually started a conversation with a woman with that mentality one time. "Hey, so does this ring mean anything or is it just to scare the losers away?" I have gotten both kinds of responses: actually wedding rings and everything else (promise rings, cereal box rings, etc.

Interesting. Not to digress from Lefty's soild thread but I would always be hesitant in pursuing a woman who had a ring on that finger (guess it was my conservative stance on not actively going after a man's woman). It seams now they're using it as another "attention" getter, ornament, etc.

This is just one women's POV but maybe worth reading....

http://www.vogue.com/1293405/why-single-women-are-rocking-wedding-rings/

 

[Bible_Belt]

Lottery players are superstitious. She would do anything that a random person told her would be good luck. You just found her easy button to push. Good for you.

I worked at a convenience store when I was 18. Sometimes we would punch in the numbers wrong for a lotto ticket and print out one with different numbers than what the customer requested. And that customer NEVER refused to buy that accidental ticket, at least to me. It happened to other employees, but the very next lotto customer that was offered the "accident ticket" would certainly buy it. Lotto players are superstitious - they have to be, because lotto is like a tax on the mathematically incompetent. It's the worst odds in gambling.

 

[mangotot]

Most women I noticed don't like to part with money.

 

[logicallefty]

Great responses on my thread fellas. Agree with KingBeef about rings. Either way, either she is taken if she has a ring or she put it on there so she could tell everyone "I have to wear this ring so nobody hits on me" which really in cigolnamow* language means "I want the attention so I can complain about how much I don't want the attention. " If it's meant to be I will see her again as I frequent that gas station often. But if she still wearing the ring I'm not gonna make a move.

* "cigolnamow" spells "womanlogic" backwards. Has ring to it when you say it out loud. (no punn) Sounds like the foreign word that it is.