"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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K2000kidd

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My friend Paul got rear ended this morning by a female coworker.
she's a really good looking girl, well liked etc, but anyway he called the cops
to file a report for insurance reasons, come to find out she had no insurance,
has her car impounded, gets a ticket for speeding then has to appear in court as well .

Now this is where it turns bad.
Everyone at work is out to get the guy for calling the cops on her.
they wanna trash his truck, and get the boyfriend after him as well

She was wrong for driving recklessly and without insurance.
he only did what was LEGALLY required to get his insurance to pay for his damage
and also would've been fined for leaving the scene of an accident.

WTF???
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Lol, sounds like all of the HB's AFC orbiters want to come to her defense, and win big brownie points in her eyes. I'm surprised she didn't twist the cop around her finger.
 

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Best thing that Paul can do now is stand his ground and fend off those hb worshippers.

If that were me I'd react by letting those orbiters know what I'd do to them if they even laid a fingerprint on my car.
 

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Man, fvck that b!tch. I wish it was me in that situation so I could call her every variation of the word b!tch in my vocabulary.

  • Once a month bleeding b!tch
  • No driving b!tch
  • Stupid/Idiot b!tch
  • Foolish B!tch
  • etc, etc

OFCOURSE the dude was suppose to call the police. His insurance is going to want the police report. I would NOT wait for her to raise the funds to repair my car when I pay insurance every month so when my car gets wrecked I can get it fixed immediately.

As for the co-workers, your friend must be really soft, because people know I wouldn't tolerate that type of sh!t. He does not need to explain hisself to our mutual coworkers, its really none of their frikkin business and they would really piss me off and end up getting THEIR cars trashed by ME.


slaog said:
Maybe Paul was too quick to call the cops? For instance she might have been able to raise the money and him fix it without all the trouble of police etc.


She made a mistake and maybe she is a nice person just a little naive?
If she was a good person then she wouldn't be such an idiot to drive with no insurance, crash and then play the victim.

If I crashed into HER then and only then would I consider not calling the police because it wasn't her fault, but that chick deserves what's coming to her. And if her boyfriend acts up tell your friend to pay for my plane ticket and bail and then I will personally come kick her boyfriends a$$for him ..

Sorry a little violent post but I hate people like that..
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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slaog

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cola said:
Man, fvck that b!tch. I wish it was me in that situation so I could call her every variation of the word b!tch in my vocabulary.

  • Once a month bleeding b!tch
  • No driving b!tch
  • Stupid/Idiot b!tch
  • Foolish B!tch
  • etc, etc

OFCOURSE the dude was suppose to call the police. His insurance is going to want the police report. I would NOT wait for her to raise the funds to repair my car when I pay insurance every month so when my car gets wrecked I can get it fixed immediately.

As for the co-workers, your friend must be really soft, because people know I wouldn't tolerate that type of sh!t. He does not need to explain hisself to our mutual coworkers, its really none of their frikkin business and they would really piss me off and end up getting THEIR cars trashed by ME.


If she was a good person then she wouldn't be such an idiot to drive with no insurance, crash and then play the victim.

If I crashed into HER then and only then would I consider not calling the police because it wasn't her fault, but that chick deserves what's coming to her. And if her boyfriend acts up tell your friend to pay for my plane ticket and bail and then I will personally come kick her boyfriends a$$for him ..

Sorry a little violent post but I hate people like that..

This is an example of an AFC reaction. Presume the worst and get angry and in a fighting mood.
 
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