Having trouble getting dates in Tinder? Not anymore

[Crissco]

Hey guys, my names Chris and i've been a professional online dating PUA since 2013. My PUA history dates way before that. Needless to say I know what im doing.

I came to realize guys have issues when it comes to getting matches and dates on tinder. They either have:

A bad profile

Bad photos

Bad opening line

A combo of all of the above

Which is why im here to help. Ive been managing clients tinder accounts for the past year getting them astonishing results. Some of my clients number close in under two messages.

All you need to do is sit back and relax while I get the numbers for you. It's that simple. For one low price for $599 a month you can have a plethora of woman at your disposal. To inquire or learn more send me an email at [email protected].

All the best,
Chris

 

[Glassguy]

Five hundred and ninety-nine dollars a month seems like a real bargain to pick up chicks on Tinder that will literally fvck anything and are dirtier than the water in Flint, Michigan.

 

[characternote]

Just $599 per month, huh? Tempting.

But yeah, in seriousness, I gave up on tinder ages ago. I get like 1 match every 2 months. Would rather spend the money on plastic surgery if i'm looking for success on tinder

 

[MillionBillionaire]

Hey guys, my names Chris and i've been a professional online dating PUA since 2013. My PUA history dates way before that. Needless to say I know what im doing.

I came to realize guys have issues when it comes to getting matches and dates on tinder. They either have:

A bad profile

Bad photos

Bad opening line

A combo of all of the above

Which is why im here to help. Ive been managing clients tinder accounts for the past year getting them astonishing results. Some of my clients number close in under two messages.

All you need to do is sit back and relax while I get the numbers for you. It's that simple. For one low price for $599 a month you can have a plethora of woman at your disposal. To inquire or learn more send me an email at [email protected].

All the best,
Chris

Wow you been a PUA since 2013?.. Oh please tell me more!

Hell for only 20$ per day I would be stupid NOT to sign up so I can learn how to swipe better.

Do you take life time memberships?

Are you David D. or RSD or M.M.?

Where can I sign up for the free tour?

 

[AttackFormation]

To make a scam thread a bit more useful, deleting Tinder is one of the best decisions I've made for my "love life".

To get results from those apps you need the looks, pictures and preferably the status to compete with the best men that women in your area hope to come across. Women in return don't face this constraint on their matches since men are much less picky. If you were transformed into a woman tomorrow, then no matter who you are or what your life situation is, your Tinder results would go from night to day and it has nothing to do with your profile/pictures/looks/status/opener/whatever but simply what your gender is. There are no scam artists offering to fleece women for 600$ a month so they can get matches on Tinder. So if you're a man you play a different game than women do, and that's what makes Tinder a waste of time for most guys. The deception though is that it always feels like there could be matches there... if you just swipe more. There are hundreds of swipes you could make. How hard could it be? There must be some matches out there, right? But it's just a mirage. Uninstall it.

Tinder is an app for women to either use for entertainment and validation, or to make their narrow dream of the 1% man even narrower by being able to filter more guys and more nitpicks and criteria looking for him, and for those men to connect with women. It's not for you. Spend your time on things that are more productive for your life and give you more joy.

 

[Who Dares Win]

I wouldnt even bother to sign up for free, you sound so convincing that even filling up a form with my email would be wasted energy bro.

You should hire an online dating pua to improve your lines.

 

[lamath]

To make a scam thread a bit more useful, deleting Tinder is one of the best decisions I've made for my "love life".

To get results from those apps you need the looks, pictures and preferably the status to compete with the best men that women in your area hope to come across. Women in return don't face this constraint on their matches since men are much less picky. If you were transformed into a woman tomorrow, then no matter who you are or what your life situation is, your Tinder results would go from night to day and it has nothing to do with your profile/pictures/looks/status/opener/whatever but simply what your gender is. So if you're a man you play a different game than women do, and that's what makes Tinder a waste of time for most guys. The deception though is that it always feels like there could be matches there... if you just swipe more. There are hundreds of swipes you could make. How hard could it be? There must be some matches out there, right? No. Uninstall it.

Tinder is an app for women to either use for entertainment and validation, or to make their narrow dream of the 1% man even narrower by being able to filter more guys and more nitpicks and criteria looking for him, and for those men to connect with women. It's not for you. Spend your time on things that are more productive for your life and give you more joy.

Its ironic because all the validation come from us men, if we all decide to not act like horny, desperate and needy dog the game would change greatly. Just on social media its crazy af.

 

[HankHill]

Sounds tempting, how about a free trial to see if you can actually get results? I've got a client for you... @bigdave17

 

[lamath]

Sounds tempting, how about a free trial to see if you can actually get results? I've got a client for you... @bigdave17

That would be the ultimate test

 

[AttackFormation]

Its ironic because all the validation come from us men, if we all decide to not act like horny, desperate and needy dog the game would change greatly. Just on social media its crazy af.

The problem that prevents this from ever being possible is that men compete with each other for a limited amount of women.

If 95% of men decided to drop out, that would mean the game for those 5% of men who remain would be improved* in the sense that women would receive less validation. So that leads to other guys going back in because firstly, they're not getting any pvssy sitting on the sidelines and also their buddy Tony says he's got Angela from Tinder begging him to deep throat her on saturday. So they join back in and the problems restart. But I've actually put the cart before the horse because how would the 95% ever drop out in the first place? Dropping out may or may not cause a collective change if enough men do it, but for you as an individual, it will only ever worsen your chances compared to other men and that means it'll never happen. We're stuck, no matter how bad it gets, no matter how little we like it.

*But there's another thing to keep in mind. Women wouldn't care that men they don't want anyway drop out of the game, except in the sense that they need validation and they want entertainment. But that doesn't change who they want to fvck, and those men would still be in the game by definition, since they're the ones getting results.

 

[Glassguy]

Sounds tempting, how about a free trial to see if you can actually get results? I've got a client for you... @bigdave17

According to Dave he makes like a zillion dollars a year so this shouldnt be a problem.