"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Yes with auntie. Uncle 57 she 25 and I'm 33. All began with alcohol she wanted to introduce me to her friend we ended up ditching friend drinking and just doing it. It was awesome I even came into her. Then we repeat several days later. That was at her place uncle not even there. Tonight I'm at my uncles he is sleeping and Im waiting till children go to sleep so we do it again. The danger the danger!

Sad part she's a bit overweight. But she has pretty face. For some reason I like this situation and kind of wouldn't mind being with her. On one hand I know for sure this is wrong and she is not for me but on the other I really am enjoying myself!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Oh.. The power of taboo giving you a dopamine hit. End it...
 

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Where is the inferred line that this is a joke...tell me I missed it.
 

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Holy s***. I could understand if she is a total hottie but she is overweight and you still did it with her. You are one bad man.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Keep in' it in the family.

This is going to go really well.

Porking a porkie because you can is one thing. (No skill needed)

But you uncle's wife?

The sum of both your IQs doesn't reach room temperature, does it.
 

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If everyone's happy, I don't see a problem with it. With that kind of age difference between them, he probably needs all the help he can get satisfying her. Maybe they would break up otherwise. I don't see the basis for judgment when no one is getting hurt.
 

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So...you had some sexy time with your aunt? Wow.
 

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Ok, I think I have to shut off the internet now. Yeah. I'm just gonna light a candle and read a fückin book.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
If everyone's happy, I don't see a problem with it. With that kind of age difference between them, he probably needs all the help he can get satisfying her. Maybe they would break up otherwise. I don't see the basis for judgment when no one is getting hurt.
This advice coming from a guy named BibleBelt......ok!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Tictac said:
The sum of both your IQs doesn't reach room temperature, does it.
Whether measured in celcius or fahrenheit
 
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Are you perchance residing in the state of Kentucky?
 

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Dear Backseat,
Well even our mighty Mentor Don Juan himself never did that...I thought Tic Tac with "The sum of both your IQs doesn't reach room temperature"rather droll and right on the money...Poor old Uncle!...all pretty inevitable as is the train wreck that's coming...are you ready for her Midnight knock on your door because she is setting you up...Promise!
 

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Jerrrry! Jerrrry! Jerrrry! Jerrrrry!!!:woo: :woo: :woo:

:box: :box:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Bible_Belt said:
I don't see the basis for judgment when no one is getting hurt.
I'm pretty sure Uncle WILL find out about it. Then OP will be the one getting hurt.
 

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Why the fvck would you bang your uncle's wife?

She's the one "winning" here, not you.
 

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backseatjuan

Yes with auntie. Uncle 57 she 25 and I'm 33. All began with alcohol she wanted to introduce me to her friend we ended up ditching friend drinking and just doing it. It was awesome I even came into her. Then we repeat several days later. That was at her place uncle not even there. Tonight I'm at my uncles he is sleeping and Im waiting till children go to sleep so we do it again. The danger the danger!

Sad part she's a bit overweight. But she has pretty face. For some reason I like this situation and kind of wouldn't mind being with her. On one hand I know for sure this is wrong and she is not for me but on the other I really am enjoying myself!

My uncle is a d!ck, I'm only happy to do this.

Okay if this thread is real, and you are really screwing your Uncle's woman, you are the prime example of why MEN today are fvcked up in terms of women/feminism using, abusing and totally destroying whatever fvcking patriarchy we have left.

Out of all the women you could fvck, you fvck this chick? You don't think the chick has some type of agenda to cause issues between you and your Uncle? Or are you that STUPID to realize that? Chicks do this all the time, if they see two guys have some sort of bond or brotherhood, she might deliberately fvck it up just to get back at one of the guys in the equation.

If your Uncle is a dyck, why are you even at his house? Man to man, you are a piece of fvcking shyt. If you think these scandalous a.ss women won't do the same thing to you as this slvt is doing to your Uncle, you are sadly mistaken. But of course, your "desperate for any type of pvssy a.ss" probably thought you "seduced" this chick right? You really think this isn't some scandalous a.ss plot of hers to screw your Uncle over USING HIS NEPHEW in the process?

Urgh. No wonder feminism has fvcked us up, these are the "men" of 2014. No fvcking integrity whatsoever. We as men will turn on each other or SELL out the other in 5 minutes over some cheap, dried up, used up, worn out, stale a.ss pvssy.
 

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I always think about her agenda and always think how I can push mine. Why would you think she'd be having sex with me unprotected and risking gettin pregnant?

The day after we did it first time she tried hanging herself and cut her wrists and talked about divorcing cuz all the money he spends on drugs. Recently he pawned his wedding ring.

Honestly I don't care this is not serious. I'm in it cuz of land, don't want to loose it, neither to his drug habits nor her
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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