Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
fvck any girl you want, as long as you dont get caught doing it (if she is too young)Originally posted by whyshy
Look girls in HS are so horny. They're craving a ****. So my question here is what year do you guys recomend fvcking?
Im a Junior and i say girls in the junior or senior class. Maybe softmores but not Freshmen (too young)
What do you guys think?
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
sh*t i wish i was 18 so many possibilities, i got a freind whos 18 hes datin this girl whos 21 but ive never seen him with a girl below his age i guess this guy wanted a challeng. But man look it up theres a whole bunch of snit on google/yahoo u can find useful.(if ur still wonderin bout the datin peep. younger than u thing.)what exactly are the laws on sex when you turn 18? I'm going to be 18 this Friday. Would it be statitory rape if I'm with a 16 or 17 year old?
well actually, i knew this mormon girl who loved showing her tits and giving head....i guess sex was just too much on her conscience, so i think she would only ocassionally have sexOriginally posted by Smooth Player 056
All girls wanna **** unless thier some prude mormon girl.
me and my baby are both Catholics, but we have sex regularlyOriginally posted by mizter6
what about christian girls and azn girls??????
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
couldn't say it better myselfOriginally posted by TheDogg
here's an in-depth analysis, grade by grade:
Freshman: possibly the easiest to take advantage of and possibly the greatest reward. when it comes down to it, a freshman girl worships older guys. not only are they easy, but they are the tightest and likely virgins.
Sophmore: still a little bit naive towards older guys, many sophmore girls are wild and are still trying to climb the social ladder by dating older guys. also, sophmore girls are more easily influenced by alcohol than the shy freshman.
Juniors: my situation last year. junior girls almost require a relationship (yes, there are exceptions to the rule). the reward is arguably the best because many already have experience (maybe not in sexual intercourse, but in other sexual things). if you want to have a relationship go for juniors.
Seniors: I don't have much experience yet of what they're like during the school year, but from what I've seen this past summer, seniors are the hardest to get. senior girls think that they're really mature (when they're really not) and they think they are much better than the typically slutty underclass girls. sure, you may find one sexually bold senior, but most likely you will have to be one also, as senior girls frown on dating younger guys.
-keep it real
bumpOriginally posted by whyshy
Alright so which ones of you have fvcked a freshmen. I don't know but it's just seems weird to me fvcking a fresmen.
Or tell us which grades you've done.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.