"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Panda 2000
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Alpine
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Part of being a DJ is doing what YOU think is right and not changing your behaviour to be accepted.
On the other hand, being an insensitive arsehole is just bad karma. Use judgement.
If it was a GF asking me to ditch it, I'd say fvck off, but that's me.
It's the classic sitcom sketch anyway. She says get rid of all those mags, vids etc 'cos it upsets her. He gets rid of them, then she dumps him.
