"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Having a woman talk to me for 5 minutes is an Accomplishment

gspshields2

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Most guys on here are complaining that their girls are trying to guilt trip them asking why they are going out with their friends on Friday night.

I can't say that I can relate at all.

For me, having an HB(2 even) acknowledge my existence or
give me the time of day is an accomplishment.

Literally every HB I have ever talked to in a long time would
not give me a 5 minute conversation.

I can't relate to any of the guys here,
HBs in our society are very cold creatures,

their worth more than Gold in this society literally and they know it
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Kbomb

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gspshields2 said:
Most guys on here are complaining that their girls are trying to guilt trip them asking why they are going out with their friends on Friday night.

I can't say that I can relate at all.

For me, having an HB(2 even) acknowledge my existence or
give me the time of day is an accomplishment.

Literally every HB I have ever talked to in a long time would
not give me a 5 minute conversation.

I can't relate to any of the guys here,
HBs in our society are very cold creatures,

their worth more than Gold in this society literally and they know it
dude, just wear pull away pants and a thong with a boombox. right after approach and intro, turn up gangnam style and rip your pants off and do the dance. Works a charm.
 

gpshields3

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gspshields2 said:
Most guys on here are complaining that their girls are trying to guilt trip them asking why they are going out with their friends on Friday night.

I can't say that I can relate at all.

For me, having an HB(2 even) acknowledge my existence or
give me the time of day is an accomplishment.

Literally every HB I have ever talked to in a long time would
not give me a 5 minute conversation.

I can't relate to any of the guys here,
HBs in our society are very cold creatures,

their worth more than Gold in this society literally and they know it
Looking at your earlier posts, it seems you had all kinds of girls talking to you.

I think you're lying to us.

I think you're trolling to us.

And I think it hurts my feelings.
 

gspshields2

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Girls actually like some guys? This is a surprise to me.

I never said I had all sorts of girls talking to me,
where do u come up with this bullsh*t.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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yuppaz

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Kbomb said:
dude, just wear pull away pants and a thong with a boombox. right after approach and intro, turn up gangnam style and rip your pants off and do the dance. Works a charm.

Hahahahahahahahaha
F*ck to the ya...that would soooo work for you gps. Try it asap!
 
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