Having a sexy female voice for your cell phone greeting.....

[Elimidate]

Hey fellow DJ's I need your advice,

Anyone who knows me knows that I always have crazy messages on my voicemail greeting and after talking about the unique messages and jokin around, I had a girl at my office offer to leave a very sexy message as my greeting


1) What should I have her say??


2) Has anyone ever had a secretary ect do this??


Let's hear what you've got!

Elimidate

 

[sux2bu]

You can almost feel the crackling flames of hell as you hear this..

"Hi, you've reached Elimidates voice mail, he's verrryyyy BUSY at the moment and is unavailable to take your call." [Elimidate laughing in background] - "It was YOUR turn to buy condoms! Hang up the phone so we can engage in some sexy horseplay!" *Click*

 

[deeman]

My sister has a sexy british accent. We lived there. I will get her to use her voice on mine. It drives these american girls crazy

 

[deeman]

How can you say that about your sister?!

Cuz when she talks to my guy friends she can turn them into mushy AFCs just by uttering a sentence. You should see it, they let me down.

 

[Elimidate]

LOL Great whats her #???

Elimidate

 

[Elimidate]

Oh ya, my "secretary" also speaks Spanish!!! ;D

There's an idea!! Not only will she say my name in the spanish message but noone I know will understand it....the curiousity level will skyrocket!!

 

[E-Z Rider]

lol...sounds like fun

 

[deeman]

LOL r u all serious?
OK... heres her number:
212 479 7990

She is friendly but, dont say I didnt warn u. You will be a RAFC after one convo with her
Let me know what she says

 

[sux2bu]

I always did want to tap a girl that had an 8 scale octave. The kind of sex that breaks windows. Behold the power..

 

[Walden]

It's a good idea to have a really sexy voice on your voicemail.
I have one that says "Hi this is Walden , leave a message".

 

[Boner da Stoner]

wow, this would just be an ultimte ego boost... and would say ALPHA in soooooo many ways

 

[ScrewIt]

i did that once a couple years ago.. the chick had a crap accent. ...pretty crappy way of bragging if you ask me.

 

[Boner da Stoner]

Originally posted by ScrewIt
i did that once a couple years ago.. the chick had a crap accent. ...pretty crappy way of bragging if you ask me.

well who wants to make the first impression with girl who's voice was crap... **** I could do a better impression of a girl than a girl with a 'crap' voice. So why even take that route if its not done tot he best of your abilities?

I mean make a ****ING SEXY AS HELL voice mail... I can imagine having it sound like all the girls just love me, giving me HUGE props in the background as I say leave me a message

 

[Teen Spirit]

Fvcking hell, this site has been **** for over 2 years. I guess the rot is not just a recent thing.

 

[Captain Popular]

I have Britney Spears as mine,
" Hi, this is BS and sometimes my friend cant come to the phone right now and this is one of those time.
and it's her voice too, got it off the internet

 

[Tidus_V]

awesome! i have a sedish friend at school her accent drives people wild. everyone loves her. I'll get her to make my voice mail meesage once school starts back up

 

[Egoist]

thats trying too hard guys. who are you trying to impress?

 

[DonJuanMonk]

I've never thought about this, but now that I do. I think it'd be a great idea, you got your "social VERBAL proof" right there...

The voicemail message might contain:

(Sexy Female Porn Voice) " Um, Hi there. I'm Jennifer, John's not available right now.. cause (giggles) he's busy doing something else now, Can you leave him a message for me (coy playful tone.) - Thanks I'm sure he'll talk to you later"

Girls might go WTF and they might be more inclined on leaving a message... Hey it is conversation starter.

 

[Social_disturbance]

This is a VERY GOOD IDEA.

We need MORE of these posts and less Bullsh1t posts.

 

[qweretyuiopas]

bump
lol at this thread
actually I know this french model lol i may ask her about it lmao